मंगलवार, 27 अगस्त 2024

The Foolish Monster

Thousands of years ago, a very prosperous kingdom lay south-west of the river Ganges. It was called Magadh. The residents of Magadh were well educated and culturally advanced. Naturally, there was peace and happiness all around. That is, if we ignore Veersuta.

Twelve years old Veersuta was an orphan, having lost both his parents before turning five. His frail grandmother had taken care of him for seven years before quietly passing away on a stormy night. While children of his age were pampered by their guardians, poor Veersuta had to rough it out on his own. And, for a twelve-year-old, he did it remarkably well.

Perhaps his name had something to do with his resilience. Meaning 'the brave son,' it motivated him to courageously tackle the hardships of life. He found a job with an affluent family and started earning enough to meet his daily needs. Within three months, he was able to churn out tasty meals. Living in the hut of his parents, he lovingly tended to their belongings and kept his cot, a trunk, an earthen oven, and some utensils in a corner. He even started taking lessons from a kind-hearted scholar, whenever time permitted. In short, though life wasn't exactly a bed of roses for Veersuta, it wasn't utterly bad, too. But who knew that things would suddenly take such a drastic turn that Veersuta would have to starve in spite of cooking lip-smacking meals?

One evening he was cooking some delicious khichdi for dinner. It would have been ready in ten minutes, but hungry Veersuta was losing his patience. The aroma of food was simply overpowering. He started humming a tune to forget about his hunger, but there was hardly a need for it. A sick-looking man at the door was seeking his attention!

"Who are you? What do you want?" Asked Veersuta.

"May I comes in?" The sick man answered Veersuta's two questions with a question of his own in broken language.

"Come in," Veersuta responded without much thinking.

"Grr, grr, grr, good food gets cooked here," the sick man observed in a strange tone.

Veersuta checked the contents of the pot with a ladle, and said good-naturedly, "It still needs some time to be ready. Do you want some? We can share it."

The sick man roared with laughter. "Some I wants? All I wants! Today I wants, every day I wants!"

Veersuta was taken aback. The sick man did not look sick any more. To think of it, he did not even look like a normal human being. His red eyes were enormously big. His yellow teeth looked like the gardener's spade. His awkwardly shaped head rested on a huge tummy with no neck and chest in between. The hair on his body would have put a sloth bear to shame, and his stinking breath was unbearable. He was a monster! A monster with perhaps a very small brain and a poor grasp of grammar.

"You invites, so you can't denies! I eats every night, food enough for twenty-nine." The monster thundered.

"But I am a poor young boy. I cannot prepare food for twenty-nine people," Veersuta pleaded.

"Grr, grr, ahem, ahem, but that certainly isn't my problem!" The monster rumbled in a sing-song voice, "If nothing to eat, it's you I eat!"

"But then I will die!" Veersuta was on the verge of tears.

"Grr, grr, ahem, ahem, but that's also not my problem! Now, serve food in dinner, or serve yourself as dinner!" The monster burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Veersuta served the entire contents of the pot. The monster gulped it down in seconds, burped loudly, and demanded, "Was that your best, or does something come next?"

"I cannot serve more than this. Today, or any other day." Veersuta was trembling with fear.

"Hmm ... your food good. I likes it. Okay, from tomorrow I comes here after eating stray animals. That way I is not too hungry, and the good aftertaste of your food lingers on in my mouths," the monster declared without rhyming the words. "Tell anyone about this arrangement, and I will kill you there and then," he warned before departing.

And thus, misfortune once again embraced Veersuta. The poor boy had to cook nice dinner every night, but sleep on an empty stomach. The monster always insisted on being served the best food, and that too with a smile.

Days passed into weeks and weeks into months. The ordeal continued. Earlier the monster used to leave immediately after dinner, but later he started staying back for some relaxation and gossip. He took particular interest in describing the happenings of heaven and hell, both of which were unknown to Veersuta. Mental trauma and lack of adequate food started taking a toll on Veersuta's body, making him thin and weak. He thought and thought till an idea finally emerged in his mind.

As the monster was picking his teeth with a stick one evening after dinner, Veersuta asked, "Do you visit heaven regularly?"

"Yes," the monster replied.

"But you are a monster. How do they allow you in heaven?"

"Open for me are heaven's gates, I became a monster due to a silly mistake."

"Oh, I see! I always knew that you were basically very good. Please tell me, do you get to meet all gods? I mean, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, etc.?" Veersuta was curious.

"I am unable to see them, but I meet Chitragupta and Yama often, one keeps the accounts there, and the other takes lives here."

"That's wonderful! Will you do me a favour, please?"

"Okays, asks," the monster was unusually benevolent that night.

"Please find out how long will I have to live in this nasty world where beings like you are so heavily penalised for silly mistakes."

"Grrr, I does that tonight itself," the monster boasted.

His words were not empty promise, for the next night he came with a news, "Chitragupta says, you lives to the ripe age of ninety years, four months and twenty days."

Dinner over, Veersuta sought another favour, "You are so influential up there! You found out exactly how long would I live, while the astrologers here simply waste time making wild guesses regarding our fate."

"Very trues," agreed the monster.

"Actually I have no one other than you in the world. And I can meet you anywhere, whether it is the earth, heaven, or hell."

"Trues, again," the monster nodded his ugly head.

"Please do me another favour! Ask them to end my life immediately. If they show reluctance, at least get it reduced to the minimum. But no, perhaps doing that would be too difficult for you," Veersuta hesitated.

"Nothing is difficult for my might, I will ask them this very night, if luck favours you dear bloke, you will be gone as a puff of smoke," the monster broke in the uncontrollable laughter that was so typical of him.

But Veersuta did not die that night.

As he finished cooking dinner the next evening, heavy footsteps were heard and the monster entered.

"I am still alive," Veersuta complained.

"What cans I do? That stupid Yama refuses to take you away, and Chitragupa says that changing fate isn't a child's play!" Stating irritably, the monster extended his arm to pick up the food pot.

"Leave that alone, you ugly monster," shouted Veersuta.

"What's gone wrong in that small head of yours?" The amazed monster forgot to rhyme his words.

"Nothing! Stay back a moment more and I will throw the burning wood on you," Veersuta challenged.

"You tiny rascal! Doesn't you know I can kill you before, you take one breath and have no more?" The monster was burning with rage.

"When gods can't reduce my life even one bit, how can a monster do that? Go away and never return, you fool!" Veersuta exclaimed.

The monster looked dejectedly at the burning wood, then at Veersuta, and then again at the fire.

"Grr, that breaks my hearts, I never knew that children could be so smart!" He mumbled and went out.

            The monster never returned. It is claimed that the monster continues to be afraid of brave and wise children, and does not enter their house any more.

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